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It’s time for a Frugal eReader Giveaway!

See below for how to win one of five gifted Kindle copies* of The Case of the Flashing Fashion Queen, sponsored by the author N.L. Wilson... but first, a little about the novel:

 

 

Tired of getting no respect at the big P.I. firm where she’s worked for years, Dix Dodd has hung out her own shingle at the ripe age of 40. There are plenty of cheating husbands to go around, and Dix has a knack for busting them. Problem is, it doesn’t always pay so well. Conscious that the guys back at the old firm are laying bets about how soon she’ll come crawling back, she figures she’s got six months to make a go of it. The going gets even tougher when she hires Dylan Foreman. But when he told her about getting fired from his law firm and disbarred for putting common decency before the firm’s interests, she hired him on the spot. In addition to being smart, he’s gorgeous enough to remind her she’s a woman. And at 28, young enough to make her feel like a total cougar. Things start looking up when Dix gets hired by millionaire businessman Ned Weatherby’s wife Jennifer Weatherby, to tail Ned 24/7 for a week, for a cool ten grand. Easy-peasy, right? Wrong! The job lands Dix in the middle of a murder investigation – with her as the prime suspect and her arch-enemy Detective Richard Head (a.k.a., Dickhead, one of the cheating husbands she’d nailed) gunning for her. Dix will need all her ingenuity, as well as the help of Dylan and her oddball cast of supporters to extricate herself from this one.

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The One That Got Away is a two novel Romance collection with a dash of Florida wackiness.

Book One — Relationship Insanity

Audrey’s college reunion takes a turn for the surreal when she goes from dumped to in hot demand when two men start vying for her heart. But who will she choose–the one that got away, or the hunky smitten newcomer?

Book Two — Relative Insanity

Audrey discovers insanity is all relative as a harmless trip to meet her boyfriends parents turns into a crash course in parental misguidance.

What readers are saying:

“Just the right amount of romance and comedy. Five stars” — Amanda Jones

“Don’t let this one get away. Five stars” –PJ Morgan

The average Amazon Reader Review is currently 5 stars {2 reviews}.

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Description of Jailbird:

A paradoxical blend of light and dark, Jailbird is a warm and humorous tale about the power of hope.

Neena Allen has led a tough life. Born on the reservation, raped and unjustly convicted of murdering her attacker, she survives prison – barely. When an opportunity presents itself, she doesn’t hesitate to escape. Presumed dead, she stumbles into a sleepy Arkansas town where she finds refuge with a kind family and glimpses the chance for a real home, a place to belong.

But leading a double life isn’t easy, especially when you fall in love with the town lawyer.

To complicate matters further, a tenacious reporter gets too close to the truth and Neena finds herself on the run again. With a manhunt under way and her newfound happiness at risk, Neena must face the painful memories of her past or risk losing the future she dreams of. Should she fight for her new life or give up those she loves to keep them safe?


Accolades:

“This book was suspenseful and thrilling. The true love and connections shared between the characters made me never want to put the book down. Although the ending was perfect I was very sad to say goodbye to the characters I had come to love!” - Amanda Phillips “thebookgirlama” (Amazon Reviewer)

“This is no boilerplate, bodice-ripping romance folks. Jailbird is an uncluttered and unexpectedly powerful story of love, risk, redemption and hope, all presented with a minimum of sentimentality and nary a wasted word. The book captivated me and I never felt the need to skim or skip a bit of the story.”By Jane S “Jane” (Amazon Reviewer)

“I highly recommend this book to people looking for a tale with strong female personality, intriguing romance and a bit of fun!” – Driver (Amazon Reviewer)

 

Reviews:

Jailbird currently has an Amazon reader review rating of 4 stars from 53 reviews. Read the reviews here.

 

Jailbird is available for purchase at:

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An excerpt from Jailbird:

I had been kissed by a clumsy teenage boy before. I’d been punished by the angry touch of a beast. I’d never been branded by the kiss of a starving man. Not like this. It was dizzying. The emotions were so overwhelming, it made me want to cry. I couldn’t get close enough to him and thought he couldn’t get enough of me, either. His hands were everywhere. We found our way to the stairs but we didn’t make it up them.

I didn’t feel the steps pressing into my back as his mouth roamed my throat. But when his hands trailed up my arms to cup my neck, the other completely instinctual animal in me panicked. Warning bells sounded in my brain. Hands that had sought him now clawed and shoved him from me.

He pulled away, cursing up a storm until he saw the look in my eyes. The stark terror coursing through my veins must have shown because his expression instantly softened.

What scared me most at that moment was the knowledge that if there’d been a tire iron within my grasp, I would have hurt him. Really hurt him.

“I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.” I scrambled to my feet.

“Neena.” He made a grab for my hand that I eluded.

“I have to go. I’m sorry.” I refused to look him in the eye.

“If I did something…” He sounded so tortured at that moment it stopped me in my tracks.

“You are the gentlest…the most decent man I’ve met in many years. It’s me. I had no business even toying with the idea…let alone ending up on your steps. I’m so sorry.” I took his hand in mine and kissed his knuckles. “I’m so, so sorry.”

“Don’t go.” His grip tightened when I turned to leave. “Stay for a while.”

“No.” I shook my head and stared intently at my feet. “I need to go. I’ll be back in the morning. If that’s okay, I mean.”

“I’ll make us some breakfast,” he promised, pulling me to him for a gentle kiss.

“That sounds nice.” I nodded, slipping out the door before he could convince me to stay.

His presence was wreaking havoc on my simple plan: don’t go back to jail. I hadn’t thought far enough ahead to make decisions about if I should ever try to have a real life again. I’d kind of figured certain doors were closed to me the instant metal met Todd Winslow’s skull. My reaction tonight certainly proved that point for me.


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{THREE} Friday Frugal Freebies!

by Elizabeth Brown on May 11, 2012

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Magic In The Storm
, Meredith Bond ~ Free!

Morgan Vallentyne is trapped. A direct descendent of Morgan le Fey, he knows he is destined for greatness — but cannot access the magical abilities that should be his. When he learns that he has only one month to achieve his full powers, he begins to lose hope. But after a violent storm throws a beautiful girl into his path, the magic begins.

Adriana Hayden is desperate to be free. Born to paint the natural world with unprecedented passion and vision, she is fenced in by the conventions of 19th century English society. But after meeting the handsome and mysterious Morgan, her world begins to open to enchanted possibilities she could never have imagined.

Brought together by the forces of nature, their love is fanned by the winds of fate. The only way to fulfill their destinies is for each to unlock the powers of the other — through the magical tempest of their passions.

{4 Stars, 1 Review}


Let Us Prey
, Jamie Lee Scott ~ Free!

“It’s a mystery, it’s chick-lit, it’s romance. Jamie Lee Scott’s Let Us Prey has it all.” Kae Cheatham

Mimi Capurro is trying to put her life back together after the sudden death of her husband. Using the skills she learned as a secret service agent, she runs the Gotcha Detective Agency, along with her skilled computer forensics partner Charles Parks. Gotcha specializes in executive protection (bodyguards), and tailing cheating spouses.

Nick Christianson is running from the demons of his past, and that has put him back in his old stomping grounds in Salinas, CA. Nick has transferred from the San Francisco Homicide Division and is now adjusting to this new police department.

Mimi never expects to run into her old college flame Nick, when she takes on an executive protection case for New York Times bestselling author Lauren Silke. But when Lauren’s assistant is murdered, the homicide case, along with Mimi, land in Nick’s lap. Will Mimi and Nick be able to solve this murder without killing each other first?

“Let Us Prey is up on my list of favorite novels ever. It’s something I know I can pick up and read over and over without getting bored.” Bookend Babes reviewer, Stacy J

If you like LET US PREY, the 2nd book in the Gotcha Detective Agency Series will be available May 2012.

{4.5 Stars, 24 Reviews}



Lady Sophia’s Rescue (Historical Regency Romance)
, Cheryl Bolen ~ Free!

As Lady Sophia passes through the gates of her new bridegroom’s country estate and he begins to whisper in her ear the delights that await her in his bed, Lady Sophia realizes she has made a most dreadful mistake. There’s only one thing to do. She must bolt.

The bride-on-the-run is rescued by the exceedingly handsome William Birmingham who thinks she’s a woman named Isadore, and though he’s the richest man in England, she mistakes him for a common (but well-to-do) criminal. Since she’d rather be dead than wed to her wretched bridegroom, Sophia pretends to be Isadore and take her chances with the provocative Mr. Birmingham. But how could she have known that her ruse would bring the gallant Mr. Birmingham into such peril from the wicked man she married? And how could she have known her enigmatic rescuer would ignite passions she never knew she possessed?

{3.5 Stars, 13 Reviews}

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Is the heart smarter than the head? Artist Miranda Jones begins to trust her heart enough to escape from her life of privilege and start over in Milford-Haven, the small town of undiscovered beauty on California’s Central Coast. She connects with environmentalist Samantha Hugo-a brilliant PhD twenty years her senior who gave up a son years earlier; and with restaurant owner Sally O’Mally who left Arkansas to create her own dream. Each woman wrestles with her own core issues while balancing demanding careers with the attentions of interesting men. None is aware that journalist Christine Christian has just been murdered while investigating a half-built house. Though the book stands alone, it is also Book 1 in the critically acclaimed, popular series, a multi-generational saga. Based on Purl’s BBC Radio drama Milford-Haven U.S.A.

What readers are saying:

Purl presents the first novel in her Milford-Haven series, which features a setting of unadulterated beauty. . .and a cast of successful, sexy, sometimes quirkily independent characters . . .romance. . .scandal, and carefully parsed out mystery. . .the novel is poised to convince readers to continue with the series. – Publishers Weekly

Former Days of Our Lives actress Purl imbues her soap opera finesse into the fictional setting of Milford-Haven, a sleepy California coastal town. This may be Apple Pie, USA, but hearts are on the line, professions are at stake and a possible murder has tainted the landscape. A whirlwind of juicy drama with dangling-carrot closure.– Kirkus Reviews

What the Heart Knows is an upbeat novel . . .the first book of Milford-Haven. The book opens powerfully . . . Purl does not use external paraphernalia to bring her characters to life. Multiple love stories, friendships, crushes, and. . .Purl’s characters are well-traveled, educated, and street smart. ForeWord Reviews

…in Mara Purl’s enchanting novel What  the Heart Knows…the cast of interesting and eccentric characters is what really draws the reader into the book.  Purl skillfully tackles tough environmental issues such as land development and offshore oil drilling through the lives of her characters and the events that unfold.  - RR Bowker’s BookWire

The average Amazon Reader Review is currently 4.5 stars {7 reviews}.

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{THREE} Thursday Frugal Freebies!

by Elizabeth Brown on May 10, 2012

Check out the THREE FRUGAL FREEBIES below!

Check out the below FREE eBooks available at the Kindle Store. As always, grab them quick before the prices go up*!

Fear of Landing: You Fly Like a Woman, Sylvia Spruck Wrigley ~ Free!

Getting a pilot’s license was the furthest thing from her mind – until an ex-RAF instructor suggested that she wasn’t competent to do so. The thing is, he could be right. Sylvia has just a few weeks to prove that she can fly as well as any man.

You Fly Like a Woman tells the story of one woman’s search for confidence as she stumbles into a man’s world.

Kindle Single length making for a fast and fun read.

{4.5 Stars, 7 Reviews}


Russian Roulette
, Mike Faricy~ Free!

At no surprise, dysfuntional PI Devlin Haskell falls in bed with his latest client. She’s gone by the time he wakes and hasn’t the foggiest notion that, from now on, he’ll be dealing with the Russian mob. Along the way he finds himself at odds with a Russian butcher, local police and an FBI task force investigating human trafficking. In the process of getting answers Dev washes up on the far side of the law. He’s shot, beaten, car bombed and used as a human shield, all in the name of justice, at least as he comes to see it. An entertaining tale of rank ineptitude and one night stands.  Russian Roulette is another fast paced tale from the master of the bizarre, Mike Faricy.

{5 Stars, 16 Reviews}


Millie’s Rose
, Donna Sturgeon ~ Free!

Who knew that love could flower within such guilty grief? Millie’s Rose is a heart-warming, romantic journey.

Sometimes, when a heart breaks, the damage is so severe the only way it can heal is to return it to the land where it was born. Knowing this, Millie Handley makes one request of her husband, Dan, when she discovers her cancer is terminal—to return home to Nebraska and build the house he’s been dreaming of since he was a little boy.
Two months after Millie’s funeral, Dan finds himself pulling up the rutted, dirt driveway that winds around the banks of Chelsea Lake, headed toward a desolate future he’s not sure he wants to survive. Unable to grieve and desperate to forget the life he lost, Dan locks himself in his great-grandfather’s cabin and allows the pain to consume him, like a grass fire burning out of control.
Stacy Ruzicka’s final promise to her best friend, Millie, was to help Dan through the pain, and she’s determined to do just that—whether he wants her to or not. Stacy and Dan have known each other longer than their memories reach back, and she knows him better than he knows himself, but the harder she tries to force Dan to rise from the depths of his grief and take that first breath of life again, the harder he pushes her away—until he’s suddenly pulling her into his arms and into his healing heart.

{4.5 Stars, 22 Reviews}

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Aliens Are Real, Sabrina Sumsion {$0.99}

by Elizabeth Brown on May 10, 2012

Jasmine wants stability, friends and possibly a boyfriend. Who knew aliens would interfere?

When Jasmine moves to Omaha, Ne with her Colonel father so he can work on top secret matters at Offut Air Force Base, she prepares herself for another lonely station. Jasmine meets Yumi, a mysterious girl in Art Class, and her world changes.

Jasmine plots to stay in Omaha but the acceptance of Yumi’s housemates is central to her plans. Their rejection surprises her until she realizes they have a secret. For a chance at stability and blossoming love with the hottie from Drama class, Jasmine puts herself in harm’s way to rescue Yumi and find the home she’s been searching for since her mother died.

What readers are saying:

“My daughter is a huge fan of YA fiction. Although I generally skim the books that she downloads, I read Aliens Are Real cover to cover. The author manages to hit the right notes for teenagers as well as adults too.” -V. Madison

“[Aliens Are Real is] definitely is a book that will entertain and leave you wanting more!” -Amber L Edwards

The average Amazon Reader Review is currently 4.5 stars {11 reviews}.

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Description of The Cracked Slipper:

When Eleanor Brice unexpectedly wins the heart of Gregory Desmarais, Crown Prince of Cartheigh, she’s sure she’s found her happily-ever-after. Unfortunately, Prince Charming has a loose grip on his temper, a looser grip on his marriage vows, and a tight grip on the bottle. Eight years of mistreatment, isolation and clandestine book learning hardly prepare Eleanor for life at Eclatant Palace, where women are seen, not heard. According to Eleanor’s eavesdropping parrot, no one at court appreciates her unladylike tendency to voice her opinion. To make matter worse, her royal fiancé spends his last night of bachelorhood on a drunken whoring spree. Before the ink dries on her marriage proclamation Eleanor realizes that she loves her husband’s best friend, former soldier Dorian Finley. Eleanor can’t resist Dorian’s honesty, or his unusual admiration for her intelligence, and soon both are caught in a dangerous obsession. She drowns her confusion in charitable endeavors, but the people’s love can’t protect her from her feelings. When a magical crime endangers the bond between unicorns, dragons, and the royal family, a falsely accused Eleanor must clear her own name to save her life. The road toward vindication will force a choice between hard-won security and an impossible love. The Cracked Slipper is a book club friendly fairytale retelling in the vein of Gregory Maguire, with a dash of romance. Set in a pseudo-renaissance, corset-and-petticoats enchanted kingdom, The Cracked Slipper brings a magical twist to women’s fiction.


Accolades:

“Stephanie Alexander gives happily ever after a mature dose of reality by combining magic with medieval conventions and male-dominant politics, adding a sophisticated and fantastical twist to the beloved Cinderella fairy tale. Readers who enjoy witches, wizards, unicorns, and dragons will be especially intrigued by the mythology behind the beautiful kingdom of Cartheigh.” — Anita Grace Howard, author of Splintered (Amulet Books)

“Ms. Alexander weaves her fairytale world and modern day realities into a gripping intricately braided story that kept me coming back to the page. Hauntingly beautiful.” –Ann Hite, author of Ghost On Black Mountain (Gallery Books/Simon and Schuster)

Stephanie Alexander has put an irresistible and compulsively-readable spin on the Cinderella story, crafting a sensuous and sumptuous tale that will captivate anyone who thinks they know what happens in happily every after. Dear reader, prepare to be enchanted.” –Erika Marks, author of Little Gale Gumbo (NAL/Penguin)

 

Reviews:

The Cracked Slipper currently has an Amazon reader review rating of 5 stars from 8 reviews. Read the reviews here.

 

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An excerpt from The Cracked Slipper:

PROLOGUE– ESCAPE

 

In a ballroom packed with those who live their lives governed by strict decorum, a harried woman elbowing her way through the crowd attracts considerable attention. This is doubly true when the woman in question has been on the arm of the crown prince for most of the evening. She does not bother excusing herself. She plows on regardless of who blocks her path, be it a strapping soldier or a frail grandmother. Her corset is a tight fist around her chest, and she fights for a clean breath through a hundred conflicting perfumes and the scent of burning candles. The spell is slipping through her hands. She trips over pieces of tulle dangling from her petticoats and is jerked backwards as others step on what trails behind. It seems inevitable she will be left standing in the middle of the ballroom in her servant’s rags.

The tide of her luck changes as the very person who seeks to prevent her from leaving unwittingly allows her escape. Trumpets blare, but the poor buglers are so suddenly and unexpectedly called upon that their normally synchronized fanfare becomes the braying of a troupe of confused donkeys. Callers bedecked in the royal colors of purple and green shout commands through golden megaphones.

“Fall back! Make way for Prince Gregory! Make way for the prince!”

Like hundreds of trained dogs the assembled guests retreat to the far sides of the ballroom. She finds herself alone in a wide aisle, a stranded bride in the heart of a great chapel. Prince Gregory jogs toward her, followed by assorted friends and advisers. The king himself huffs along at the end of the procession. Apprentice magicians check their enchantments. Fireballs hover with subdued crackling above the guests’ heads, and giant butterflies freeze mid-flutter. The musicians grind to a halt, but the room hums with chatter and expectation.

“Wait!” calls Gregory. “Please, stop.”

She hesitates, pulled by his insistent voice and crestfallen face, and in those few seconds the delicately embroidered sleeve of her silver gown slips over her shoulder.  She hoists her skirts and sprints the last hundred or so steps.

The whispering crowd heaves a collective gasp that explodes into an uproar. She can no longer hear Gregory, but the voices of the callers ring out.

“Guards! Do not let her pass!”

The soldiers manning the entrance bumble about, not knowing who they’re after in the milling throng of full silk skirts and polished black boots. She blows past them, a silver blur. Once through the archway she still has to maneuver a flight of stairs, cross the cavernous expanse of the Great Hall, pass the next set of guards at the two-story wooden doors, and descend another flight of stairs. She must find her coach, with its driver and six white horses that, upon close examination, bear a distinct resemblance to a parrot and a half-dozen goats. Most daunting, the two Unicorn Guards in full war regalia standing sentry at the head of the drive.

I’ll never make it, she thinks.

She does not slow down when she reaches the first staircase and has no chance of recovery. Her right heel strikes the edge of the second slick marble stair, and her leg shoots out from under her. She crashes to her bottom and slides down the rest of the steps. Her dress hikes up past her knees as the marble flies past in alternating stripes of black and white. Both elbows scrape along behind her, but her attempts to stop only succeed in turning herself sideways. Her right slipper flies off and a sharp pain slices through her left foot as it bangs off the banister. By the time she comes to a rest at the base of the staircase she is looking up the way she came. She pushes her petticoats out of her face.

She has no time for humiliation, and jumps to her feet. Her shoe sits halfway up the staircase, too far away to retrieve. She reaches under her skirt and yanks off the other one. She is used to running barefoot.

And here she will be remembered, a thousand times, a million times, until the tumble down the stairs is forgotten and she flees with perfect poise and grace in one unbroken glass shoe. Few will know her as she is now. Just an unnamed girl, disappearing into the night, clutching a cracked slipper.

 

PART I

CHAPTER 1– CONCILITORY SENTIMENTS

 

In the days of Eleanor Brice’s childhood her teacher had high hopes for her, perhaps a calling to magic. Unfortunately, Eleanor showed herself to be decidedly unenchanted at an early age. No matter how Rosemary cajoled, she could not draw one spark from Eleanor’s skinny arms, or pull one spell out of her perpetually tousled blond head. Odd eyes or not, strange signs be damned, Eleanor would not be a witch. So, after her father’s death and her stepmother’s inheritance of the family estate, Eleanor became a maid. So she remained until age eighteen, when she became the most envied woman in the kingdom of Cartheigh.

Three days after the Second Sunday Ball and her unexpected change in fortune, Eleanor returned to the Brice House to collect her few belongings. She climbed from the elegant white carriage and wrapped her arms around herself, uncomfortably aware of the bare skin above her tight bodice. She greeted the liveried carriage horses. They bowed, the plumes between their ears waving like purple cattails on a marsh breeze, and nickered their respects.

“Mistress Brice. M’lady, m’lady, m’lady.”

The soldiers fell back as she passed, a line of stiff, uniformed dominoes. Eleanor smiled at them, but not a one met her eyes. She lifted the skirts of her pale pink afternoon gown and stepped over a few puddles. It seemed the cobblestone drive had lengthened by several miles in the two days she’d been gone. Her wounded foot throbbed in her leather shoes, and she longed for the comfort of her glass slippers. She climbed the steps of her father’s house and found the Fire-iron door unlocked, so she opened it.

“Hello?” Her voice bounced off the crystal chandelier, with its missing candles in need of replacing, and floated up the spiral staircase.

“They’re hiding.”

Eleanor started at the familiar warbling voice. She glared at the red and blue parrot perched on a disintegrating trellis.

“Chou, you mustn’t creep up on me like that.”

Chou Chou shook himself. “Is it my fault I blend with the roses? Besides, you’re as jittery as a thirsty drunk on a fasting day.” The parrot lit on her shoulder and whispered in her ear. “You were born to be the lady of this house, even if you’ve served in it for years.”

“Mother Imogene and Sylvia would disagree with you.”

“Dragons teeth, darling, it wouldn’t be the first time.” Eleanor jumped when Chou opened his beak. “Go sit in a tree where you belong! Eleanor, find my parasol or I shall brain you with my lace hanky!

Eleanor laughed through her nerves and pinched his beak. “Why, Mother Imogene, red feathers do suit you. You sound just like Chou Chou, and I know you two are such good friends.”

She closed the door behind her, shutting out her guardians’ awkward reverence. Long-dead relations peered down at her from the walls, as if they did not recognize the young woman who had wiped their painted faces and dusted their gilded frames for the past eight years.

She walked through the front hall, the sound of her shoes sharp, muffled, sharp as she crossed planks then rugs then planks again. Out of old habit, she gave wide berth to the decorative table below the chandelier. A crude sculpture, two intertwined roses carved into a lump of raw ashwood, sat in the middle of the luminous Fire-iron tabletop, like an ugly bonnet atop an elegant coiffure. Years ago she’d accidentally knocked the statue onto the floor with her clumsy ten-year-old fingers. Mother Imogene had beat Eleanor until blood ran from the child’s nose. It stained her gray dusting cloth the purplish color of her bruised face. She’d never touched Imogene’s statue again, nor forgotten the shock of her stepmother’s enraged protection of such a seemingly trivial knick-knack. The statue remained perpetually and mysteriously dust-free, so Eleanor could only assume Mother Imogene looked after it herself.

Eleanor ran her fingers along the walls, with their wide vertical stripes. Blue, green, gray, repeat. She peered into the empty sitting room. The shadows announced afternoon tea with their long faces, but no one had laid out biscuits or folded the napkins.

“Perhaps you’re right, Chou,” she said to the bird on her shoulder. “Maybe they are hiding.”

The swish of petticoats behind her proved him wrong. She turned, Chou Chou’s red wings flapping around her head, and faced her stepmother.

Imogene Easton Brice descended the spiral staircase in that stiff way Eleanor had always hated, where her head did not move except as one with the rest of her body. According to the lady herself, Imogene was known for her beautiful dancing when she first arrived at court. Even at near forty years of age she was clearly beautiful, with her dark shiny hair and delicate features, but Eleanor could never imagine anyone so stiff as a wonderful dancer.

Imogene’s daughters, Margaret and Sylvia, trailed behind her. Their matching red and gold pinstriped gowns against the equally stripy walls made Eleanor’s eyes want to cross. The three women stopped before Eleanor, their silk skirts bumping up against one another in a discomfited receiving line. Margaret stood between her mother and sister like the cracked cup in a mismatched tea set. Sylvia, at seventeen the younger sister by two years, was a replica of her mother from her eyes to her hair to her nose in the air. Margaret, on the other hand, had her late father’s frizzy brownish hair, and his pinched face. Just-like-that-miserable-drunk, Imogene often said.

Margaret joined Imogene in a deep curtsy and held the pose. Sylvia curtsied, but kept her eyes pinned on the floor. Eleanor could practically see the heat rising off her head. She had a brief picture of Sylvia bursting into flames in the front hall. If she did so, Eleanor would make no move to put her out.

Eleanor was unsure of how to proceed. “Stand up, please.”

The three women straightened. Eleanor still looked down on them, as she towered over each one by several heads. Imogene did a quick sweep of the pink gown, but her gaze lingered on the Fire-iron and diamond necklace resting on Eleanor’s chest. Her white hands clenched one another. Eleanor did not trust them, even folded demurely before her stepmother’s tiny waist. She was aware of her own hair hanging down her back. She’d always worn it twisted up off her neck while she worked, and this afternoon it felt like a blond banner of rebellion. Margaret’s mouth twitched a wordless hello, but still Sylvia did not look up. The silence stretched on.

“Did you want to speak with me?” Eleanor asked.

“Welcome home, my lady,” said Imogene. “Happy rumors have reached us. Are they true?”

“Yes. Prince Gregory has proposed.” Margaret gasped and covered her mouth. Eleanor went on. “We’re to be married in two weeks.”

“Our deepest congratulations.”

Sylvia muttered something that sounded like dragonshit.


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Three More Frugal Freebies!

by Elizabeth Brown on May 9, 2012

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Unbreak My Heart (Childhood Sweethearts Reunited), Helen Scott Taylor ~ Free!

They were inseparable until family conflict tore the teenaged sweethearts apart.

Nine years later, she turns up at his prestigious hotel with the paparazzi at her heels and the six-week-old daughter of her celebrity ex in her arms. She has nowhere left to run except back to the place where she left her heart.

Can they forgive the pain of the past, accept each other as they are now, and rediscover the childhood love that was snatched away from them?

{5 Stars, 20Reviews}


Intermission: A First Mother’s Story,Betsey Norland ~ Free!

Seventeen-year-old Holly has a problem. She is pregnant by her high school boyfriend, and she has no plans to marry him. In fact, he hasn’t asked her, and even if he did, her mother won’t give consent to the underage marriage.  It is 1960. Abortion is illegal, and single motherhood is scorned. Out of options, Holly has been removed unceremoniously from her college dorm and packed off to a “Home”.  Well, it’s nothing like a home really, more like a place for girls to hide — fifty of them — each waiting out this unexpected intermission in her own secret story.

Holly’s mother, Bea, put her own dreams on hold when she married too young.  She has been supporting two kids on a secretary’s salary ever since their father left ten years ago. This is a far cry from the life she had imagined for herself when she was Holly’s age. Her daughter has a chance at something better, and Bea has no intention of allowing her to miss it by pinning her hopes on the wrong man. Elsa, Bea’s ex-mother-in-law, thinks her granddaughter ought to know the secret Bea keeps locked away in the bottom drawer of her desk. It is not until Ned, a not-so-eligible divorced man, comes into Bea’s life that everyone is ready for Act Two.

Intermission: A First Mother’s Story is a realistic and honest portrayal of an all too common teenage crisis in an environment that is now largely forgotten. The characters — profoundly human with their quiet strengths, their struggles and their small victories — provoke both laughter and tears, reminding us how far we have come while confirming how little has changed. If you never have faced this dilemma yourself, you doubtless know someone who has. This is a life-affirming story for all generations, a book to share with your mother, your daughter, your friends.

{5 Stars, 13 Reviews}


Billy Purgatory: I am the Devil Bird, Jesse James Freeman ~ Free!

Author Jesse James Freeman delivers a comic book for the ages in novel form with this wild, tongue-in-cheek, imaginative creation that will suspend your disbelief. Jump in if you’re looking to immerse yourself in a unique and original fantasy tale with a sick twist….Billy Purgatory dares you to join him.

Billy Purgatory happens to be the most badass skateboarder and sweet talker any broad can meet–even at the age of ten. He is also the target of supernatural forces he can’t understand, and doesn’t want to.

Billy just can’t seem to avoid all things Monster. Growing up, he encounters Devil Birds, gypsies, Time Zombies and vampires (and not the kind you want to bring home to your Pop, either). He tries to convince himself they’re not real by joining the army, fixing cars and even going to Vegas. But whenever Billy thinks he’s put it all behind him, a monster shows up, and it’s usually in the form of the beautiful Anastasia…

{5 Stars, 25 Reviews}

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Frugal Freebie Wednesday! {5/9/12}

by Elizabeth Brown on May 9, 2012

What could help push us through the middle of the week better than Frugal Freebies??

Check out these five NEW Frugal Freebies from the Kindle Store! {And grab them quick, they won’t be FREE for long*}


In Deep Shitake (A Humorous Romantic Suspense)
, Patricia Mason ~ Free! {5 Stars, 16 Reviews}

Take one devastatingly handsome movie star.

Add one outrageously sexy female private eye with a penchant for food-word obscenities.

Mix in a dose of mistaken identity and a handful of Russian mobsters…And they’re all In Deep Shitake.

 

Heart Quest, Tara Manderino ~ FREE {5 Stars, 2 Reviews}

With one week to find the stolen stone from the Heart of Egypt, Luke Hayden, one of the premiere agents of the 1874 US Secret Service, travels in disguise across the continent When he learns Maj Bentzer, a woman he’s loved in the past, plays a key role in the stone’s disappearance, he’s not sure he can trust his instincts.


The Arrival (Burden of Conquest Book I)
, J. Thorn ~ Free! {4.5 Stars, 15 Reviews}

One world.

One man.

An epic battle for an empire.

Any fan of “Lord of the Rings”, “The Dark Tower” by Stephen King, or “Apocalypto” will love Burden of Conquest!

 

When I See You, Katherine Owen ~ Free! {4.5 Stars, 14 Reviews}

He breaks his promise, more than once.

He makes another.

Will she believe him?

Can he keep it?

They share a connection and a devastating loss that intricately ties them to one another.

But now, both must find their way to a new and different life.

Discover for themselves that moving on begins with letting go, making promises, and keeping them, most of all.


Shrouded in Darkness (Shrouded Series)
, H. D. Thomson ~ Free! {4.5 Stars, 11 Reviews}

Winner of the Ready-Set-Go Peninsula RWA Contest
Finalist in the Suzannah North Louisiana RWA Contest
1st place in Peninsula RWA Chapter’s contest.

Jake Preston is on borrowed time. If he doesn’t stumble upon a miracle and soon, he’ll endup dead. And even if he does, he still might end up dead with a clever killer hounding his heels. He believes that the one miracle and antidote to save him is in Margot Davenport’s house, across the country and miles away from Boston. Somewhere locked in her home is the key to reversing an experiment that is killing him.

Margot doesn’t particularly care if she ends up dead. She’s lost everything she’s ever cared for. A divorce and the loss of her job as a corporate lawyer has left her with little faith in herself or in anyone else. Most importantly, she’s lost the one person on this earth she’s looked up to and cherished–her brother, Johnny. His death in a car accident has devastated her, and she can’t find the willpower to pull herself from the chasm she’s fallen into. Her only solace is at the bottom of a wineglass. Having moved back to the small town in northern Arizona where she was raised, she’s made a point of isolating herself both mentally and physically from everyone other than a few chosen friends. Little does she know that her life is going to explode into chaos and the person behind Johnny’s death is coming after her.

 

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